Unleash the waistcoat within

SIMON: Post-collegiate straight jewboy and immigrant to NYC looking to FIND HIS FORTUNE, or just a real job thanks. Kind of a dandy. Likes writing, gaming, literature, Homestuck, men's fashion, liberal politics, and a variety of Magical Picture Box shows.

Now comes with an AO3 account! Check it out here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/whisperwhisk
MAGE OF LIFE
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To mock those who have power over you is a valid occupation of anyone with the wit to do so…Rulers who mock their subjects, on the other hand, only advertise their unfitness for the position they hold. Taunting the helpless is the province of scumbags, assholes, and doltish thugs.
Tezzeret, from Test of Metal

italktosnakes:

sultaniyee:

catsandcunts:

what is this

important

This seems like a 1 in the morning kind of post. *reblogs*

(via professorspork)

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

(via vixyish)

What we read and why we do so defines us in a profound way. You are what you read, I suppose. Browsing through someone’s library is like peeking into their DNA.
Guillermo del Toro (via maxkirin)

(via ultranos)

superduperemily:

whisperwhisk:

i picked up this new coat for free and it’s pretty much MAGICAL

i had to check for science and i have confirmed it looks awesome no matter how i wear it

I didn’t know bennyderp cumberbumbles had a blog

SHOOSH ITS A SECRET TO EVERYBODY

I had my father get sick when I was 22. And I was poor, alright. And my father had an ulcer, and it exploded and you know all these toxins get in your blood. And basically, my father died, whatever, 50 days after his ulcer. So I had a father get sick while I was poor.

My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know… I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, ‘Was I in the right place?’ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man.

People don’t… if the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there’d be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this motherfucker down!”

Chris Rock [video]

Bringing this back, because some people don’t seem to understand that there is a discrepancy in the quality of care among poor, middle-class, and wealthy people, NO MATTER HOW DEBILITATING THEIR RESPECTIVE DISEASES MAY BE.

(via cgdageek)

(via underthenerdhood)

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via wordswithinourgrasp)

spiderrebelnews:

weedjoke420:

someone d8 me!!!!!

image

(via thedronesneedyou)

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

(via clickingshut)